It’s a cheesy ass question, but I don’t care. 🧀

Because the thing is, dreams don’t accomplish themselves.

I know: captain obvious statement, but it’s true & worth reminding you of.

And sometimes, even when you’re working hard, making those dreams happen can feel hard as hell.

Like… I’m working 8+ hours per day on this…. why the fuck isn’t the needle moving already?!?!?!?!?

Not that I’ve been there or anything… *cough*I totally have*cough*

And then…. especially around the new year, we hear all this cheesy “what’s your WHY” shit.

And, like, yeah, it’s all good & fun to dream big and want to change the world, make it a better place, and all that jazz.

But at the end of the day, you’ve got some fucking bills to pay.

You’ve got a significant other you want to spend more time with and go on fancy dates with. (Or who you need to spend some time finding, because they’re not in your life yet.)

You’ve got trips you want to go on and places, family members, and friends you want to see.

You’ve got a wedding, or a college education, or a new house you want to fund.


And those things are 1,000% allowed to be your “why” too.


And here’s a secret: It’s OKAY if those are a higher priority for you than the big Sunday-school version of your “why” that you tell everyone else: the shit about changing the world & all that stuff. (Not that it’s shit, but you get what I’m saying.)


But let’s get back to the part on how your ‘why’ just doesn’t make itself happen…


We all know creating something from nothing takes work.

You don’t self-select yourself into the Business Bitch community by being one of those assholes that wants something for nothing. You’re ready to make shit happen.

But… HOW?

WHAT do you need to do to make your shit happen?

I can’t tell you exactly since your own individual goals are probably totally different from the handful of other people reading this email at this exact moment, but I CAN tell you this:

If you know your “why” and you care about it, you’ve got to fucking invest in it.

With time or money or both.

No in-between here. It’s just not gonna happen if you don’t do that, and I don’t care if that’s a “harsh truth” that triggers you: it’s true.

Miracles don’t create themselves. SOMETHING has to happen to bring them into existence, and if they’re your miracles you’re praying for: you are that “something.”

So, what do you need to do? What do you need to buy?

Do you need to learn how to be the CEO of your company so you’ll stop dilly-dally-ing around and finally get some profitable results?

Do you need to learn how to stop settling for $500 freelance gigs that take 20 hours to deliver, and up your game to landing gigs worth $10,000 or more?

Do you need to book some 1:1 time with the Business Bitch herself to get you on the right track with the right priorities in place? (You can do it now for less than $170.)

Do you need to pay someone to get your f*ing website up & running already?

Do it. 

Yes, I might make some money if you choose to purchase one of my products by doing this, but mostly this is about making the world a better place.

By helping YOU get on top of your shit (by getting over your own internal bullshit) to just make things happen and see your dreams come true.

Because if YOU don’t do something about it; it AIN’T. GONNA. HAPPEN. 

Through Wednesday, I’m running an AWESOME sale on where ALL of my digital products AND my troubleshooting calls are 33% off.

Here’s the full list for your reference:

I’m sure there’s something here you could use to make your dreams a reality, so make sure you grab it by Wednesday & use the coupon code HAPPYBIRTHDAY33 at checkout to save some significant cash… and STILL make your dreams happen in the process. ✨

Much love 💖,








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